Team Lima Bean

I mean, why does everything have to be an [effing] pool party? Why? Why? Why can’t we just have a regular [effing] barbecue? Is it so much better if we’re all in [effing] bikinis? Better for you, Craig, you [effing donkey]. Not better for me. Not better for my cellulite. Jesus.

— One half of a sublime cell phone conversation overheard in the Columbia Heights Target this morning. Set it to music and make it a song of summer. (via washingtonpoststyle)



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