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I went to a coffee shop today
beatscomicsandlife: It wasn’t my normal coffee shop. I got a latte and a bagel with cream cheese. Upon returning to work and eating my bagel I noticed something was missing. The bagel had no cream cheese in the middle. When I inspected the bag I saw a knife and little plastic container filled with my spread. Needless to say I’m never going back.
apatheticghost: my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”
handsome-squidward: gameandwatch: natsugay: For all of you that believe that vulgarity in music is only from contemporary times then just remember that mozart wrote a song called lick my ass Proof for those of us that are unaware I’m crying listen to it